It all started out innocently enough ... first there was the turkey ... safe enough ... then there was the lack of Minetti ... even safer ... finally there was a watchful eye of Lou who would ensure that his family would be safe for Thanksgiving ... Yeah, safe enough, but nothing is safe when ...
Paul and Jammer arrive for Thankgiving at the GROVE
The old, the young and the faint of heart should turn away. For this is the story of two young men and how they CELEBRATED Thanksgiving.
Lou was there to welcome them to Grandma's on Thanksgiving Day. All smiles, nothing to worry about!
There was great anticipate. Think of it. There is Lou, showing off his good friends Paul Protocol and Jammer to his 93 year old Grandma Mac
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At first is was all pleasantries - a hug from Jammer, a smile from Paul and one VERY PROUD Grandson .. But how soon the tables turned
First Lou was brushed away ... Pushed out of the picture ... Then there was feigned affection to Grandma .. a handshake .. a warm embrace
Then it happened. With Lou eliminated, they started to strangle his poor, poor grandmother. Jammer said, "I heard you voted from Nixon in 68 and again in 72." Paul followed with, "and Goldwater in 64 and even Hoover in 28." Grandma's minutes were numbered. What had once been a pleasent day of family fun, lots of free shrimp and many, many, many small servings of diet coke had turned violent at the GROVE
So smug, so self satisfied .... if only Truman Capote were ....
Their getaway looked smooth. Down the back staircase and out to the car, only to find Grandma's daughter - Queen Nor - at the car. Not much of an obstacle for these two BC thugs. A smile, a warm embrace and a thanks for Thankgiving was all they said.
and then it continued .... the horror .... Hey wait, who is in the background ... Looks like Lou is there to finally settle the score.
